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A man dies and meets St. Peter at the pearly gates.
St. Peter says, “You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me all the good things you’ve done, and I give you a certain number of points for each item, depending on how good it was. When you reach 100 points, you get in.”
The man says, “I was married to the same woman for 50 years and never cheated on her, even in my heart.”
St. Peter gives him three points.
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